America is one of, if not THE most crime-ridden, murdering, drug addicted, raping, child abducting countries in the world. The people that are charged with these crimes are given a much too lenient sentence. Many of these people are back out in society in no time, free to make someone else a victim.
First, let’s look at our legal system. To be blunt, it’s a fucking joke. To watch lawyers at work in a courtroom is like watching a Saturday Night Live skit. I really don’t know how defense attorneys can live with themselves. Their main priority in life is to keep murderers, rapists, gang members, and drug dealers free to continue to plague society. Then there’s the jury. Now, in past blog posts, I’ve pointed out many many reasons as to why the average American person is fucking stupid. Well these same people, a jury of a murderers “peers”, are responsible for deciding the fate of somebody who just took your loved one from you forever. All it comes down to is how convincing each lawyer can be to this jury of mouth breathers…regardless of what the evidence shows. Case and point, the O.J. Simpson and Casey Anthony trials. There are many like them that go on in this country all the time, but just don’t get the same public attention as those two.
Now, if the criminal is unlucky enough to get a jury with some common sense, that person is sent to prison. Our prison system is even more laughable than our courtrooms. In many cases, life in prison is often more accommodating for people than their life on the outside was. Televisions, weight rooms, and conjugal visits surprisingly don’t strike a great deal of fear into the hearts of the habitual offenders. Now remember, our prison system is supposed to “rehabilitate” people so that they will be law abiding citizens when they are released back into society. Are you fucking kidding me? Rehabilitated? People in prison learn to be even MORE criminal minded during their stay. People in prison learn many different techniques from fellow inmates to hone their criminal craft, so that the odds of getting away with their crimes in the future are much better. How’s that for rehabilitated?
So what’s the solution, you ask? Well it’s very simple. All of the sympathetic bleeding-heart types out there won’t like it…but those people can go fuck themselves. They’re nothing more than enablers for criminals anyway. So my solution has two parts: dismemberment and death. Now I absolutely hate middle eastern countries, but I have to admit that when it comes to punishment for crimes, they got it right. We should adopt the same toughness. For first time offenders for crimes besides murder, we start cutting shit off. Maybe a hand or a foot…and obviously a dick in rape cases. Now if that doesn’t get through to the offender and that person commits another crime, then it’s instant death. Right on the spot. Done. Problem solved. For murder cases, instant death…no second chances. Now if America actually put this into practice, crime in this country would deplete to practically null. That is enough to drive real fear into people, and they wouldn’t even consider committing a crime. Like I said, it’s not pretty, but it would be effective as hell. And let’s remember that it’s for the safety and well being for all of us out there who walk the straight and narrow, and who are good, honest people. You know…the victims.